In honor:

In honor of Chuck Norris, today I'd like to pay hommage to my personal top 10 list of Chuck Norris facts, in no particular order:

1: Chuck Norris went to a fortune teller once. She predicted pain.

2: Chuck Norris beat IBM's Deep Blue in chess in under 30 seconds, then killed the families of the engineers who designed it because Chuck Norris has no patience for incompetence.

3: The "Chuck" in Chuck Norris is not short for Charles, it's short for Chuck Norris.

4: Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

5: Blitzkrieg is the German word for Chuck Norris.

6: Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

7: Chuck Norris knows the trouble you've seen. Chuck Norris knows your sorrow. In fact, there's a greater than 95% chance he caused it.

8: If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

9: One time after Chuck Norris stubbed his toe, he killed everyone in Ohio.

10: The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.